Inb4 radioactive gold hits the market, leading to Geiger counters being standard in gold buying businesses.

I mean, this isn’t a very social social media platform lol.

I have zero real friends on here.

Wait, maybe it is like social media.

It’s a pyramid scheme.

You can get 2% cards with no fees now as well. 2% on everything.

Paid cards go up to 6%, or possibly higher.

You can game this system if you don’t have debt on them.

You get points. I pay a fee on only one of my cards, the one that gives me 6% back on groceries. I make decent money using that card.

This doesn’t even make any sense. Just use cash if you hate cards. Most places actually will love you for this.

Fuck crypto.

Get the fuck out of here if you’re only feedback is “the protest is useless”.

That’s the same feedback Trump is going to have for it.

Yes, they can create gold with nuclear reactors. Many years ago when I first learned about this, I recall it being unstable (turned back into lead) and radioactive, though.

I assume they worked the bugs out ages ago.

We will all lose our jobs.

They really are nervous. Legitimately.

Linux doesn’t have this? Man, I guess I’ll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.

Lol, that cup is legitimately so small…

Keep it there. That’s a fucking power move.

Your boss absolutely respects you more for it.

You’d have to be real ignorant of technology to accept any form of voice or face recognition to gain access to anything - even your phone.

Use a code or a pattern, everyone. This is to protect you from bad cops as much as it is to protect you from bad criminals.

I’m actually really annoyed I can’t do two factor on my phone (e.g. Fingerprint + password).

Holy shit, that’s fucked up. Like… Wtf?!