hanging brain
WTF…
Keep it there. That’s a fucking power move.
Your boss absolutely respects you more for it.
Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They’ll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone’s weird fan art of whatever you’re looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn’t matter.
I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic “fan art” goes.
I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic “fan art” goes.
Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some “interesting poses” … And it kind of got worse from there.
It was my first head-shaking “wtf is wrong with people” moment as a father so I guess there’s that.
Disgusting! Where is a link so I can be sure to avoid those sonic stickers?
how do anyone not fucking notice
I was looking at it for quite a while, wondering why it’s tagged NSFW, before reading the comment proper.
ADHD does stuff like that sometimes.
that’s a nice cock though congrats
ADHD
Always Display Huge Dick
The term: “hanging brain” deserves a moment of our respect.
The first time I heard it called “brain” was in the movie Waiting.
WARNING: There is some language in this clip that hasn’t aged well, just like most of the movie…
I think I don’t really get it? I see the cock and balls but the euphemism goes over my head
A lot of men think almost exclusively with their dicks
Ah this makes sense; the hanging brain, as opposed to the brain safety stowed away inside ones skull.
Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is “supposed” to look like a brain.
Oh.
hanging brain
The act of pulling one’s scrotum (testicles included) through the opening in one’s pants or shorts
I think it’s because cold scrote looks kinda 🧠
A drawn penis… oh god… oh god… we’re all gonna die!
Anyways…
Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called “Klan Man Dan” all day
To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities
Not as bad as being called a “Klan Man” but I once saw a guy with a MAGA hat and then wearing a Christmas themed Naruto outfit while walking around the mall with his family…
For this missing context, this is what the Klansman ceremony outfit looks like.
This emphasizes my embarassment so much lol
Yes, buying a fucking naruto hoodie is a bad decision. Weebs deserve to be ridiculed.
Hoodies have breasts now?
Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people
Didnt know what else to call it. Chest region?
chesticle
Don’t be ashamed of living bodies, animals should not be required to wear clothes, humans are animals.
it does however help that most animals don’t have a fully human dong complete with the disproportionate size compared to their body
MAKE THE ANIMALS WEAR PANTS! COVER THEIR BUMS!
Literally on my way to hang out naked in a park. I love this city
Careful the human body is criminal in its natural state.
I’m in Seattle there’s a long history of nudity here. Thank you for the concern though
Cyndaquil is not jewish
I mean, it’s a “cute picture”. An unmutilated penis looks much “cuter” than a mutilated one.
Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they’re not erect, because it’s the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.
They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you’re not a teenager with phimosis, then I don’t know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.
Catholics do this too (END GENITAL MUTILATION)
I assure you this is not true at all
I’ll drop trou right now so you can see the effects of the catholic mental illness
I’m Italian, which is basically peak Catholic, and I swear every dick I’ve seen was wearing its own pink balaclava. Are you perhaps from the States?
unfortunately
There’s your reason then, you have less dick because you’re American, not because you’re Catholic
what an idiotic take. kindly fuck off back to your hole