It feels like a good amount of effort. I appreciate that.

You don’t need correct grammar to send a message to republicans.

You have big red MAGA-letters and a smaller explanation under. For 90% of people seeing you in this hat, the reading will stop after “MAGA”, making your own like-minded people frown at you.

Democrats political messages is generally too complicated for the general public. Messages with a plot twist or convoluted content is way too common. Instead, just make the message short, simple and unmistakeable: “Trump is pedo”.

Also bottle caps sucks

Mission accomplished.

Whenever someone attempts to make a golf swing, change the friction coeficcient of the grip to zero.

14 year old me listened to a lot of heavy metal variations along with emo rock and that kind of jazz. Now, as a 34 year old man, I still occasionally enjoy some of that, but my music taste has developed and matured, so now I mostly listen to girly pop music.

This peaks when the police drives by.

Am I actually allowed to sit on this park bench?

Or 0° Delisle if you just want to flex about knowing obscure temperature scales.