thank you sooooo much! 😊

Can someone find the original image? This would make an awsome wallpaper.

Jim, I’m a snail, not a slug.

We all daydream about men

I always talk to the cops.

“So, interrogate here often?”
“That uniform really makes your eyes pop!”
“Wanna go to the cells, big guy?”
“I will confess if you can make me scream.”

You know it

First time seeing a video on lemmy. I’ve been using it for 5 years now.

And what will you do with me after your triumphant capture? Will you feed me? Play with me? Take me on walks? I demand responsibility.

I like the flowers in the back.

I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.

You are one of the good ones little guy.

I’m not afraid. Let them try. I lived under this oppressing close-minded conservative islamic Turkish government for 10 years while being gay. They are no match for my removedry.

🥺