By chance did you pick a character with a low intelligence or charisma? Because ability scores matter a lot.

I sadly didn’t get to play much of it. I only had access to it for a limited time, and I did not get far at all.

There’s no way you can obtain wipelessness without some technique!

Get a forceful stream so it doesn’t dribble down ya, but not so forceful that it bounces back.

Lots of alcohol. I’ve met guys who haven’t had a solid shit in years.

A friend and I entered a local Magic the Gathering tournament. I had just taught him how to play, and he had picked up a few cards of his own and talked me into giving it a shot.

I sat down across from my opponent and watched him peel the plastic off of a deck that he just bought, and pummeled me with a pre built elf synergy deck.

My friend got stuck in a neverending healing token deck. He couldn’t do enough damage to break all the healers, and the healer didn’t have anything strong enough to get past his defenses, they just sat there dealing and healing infinite damage for what felt like forever.

I was pretty much over the game by the end of the day.

I LOVE this clip!

I never actually understood how the zapper worked, thanks for the little summary.

Kazoo

And as they always should have been, 18-24 year old will be called “Big Kids”.

Gentlemen! There will be no fighting in the War Room!

It’s some new trend, not really worth looking into.

MySpace

In the US we say, snitches better get that thing looked at before it gets any worse.

Wow that’s pretty cool, wait, no, that’s definitely fucked up.

I grew up rural, and moved into a small town.

I went back out to the mountains to visit family after bring away for a few years and I was blown away. For as small as my town is, it still can’t compare to a middle of nowhere sky.

So freeze some sperm for a decade or so

Please tell me you didn’t get these ice cubes from the GREEN tray!

We were watching Grey’s Anatomy not long ago and I wondered how many of the things they were doing weren’t possible on the show ER?

🤯

I already loved that movie but now, holy shit.

I have found my people.

“A LOT of people thought that they developed some sort of mental illness over COVID…” Then he rambled on for a few minutes on how those drugs are just performance enhancers for lazy people.

I got shamed by a doctor and still haven’t gotten diagnosed.