You’ll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that’s so hard for some people.

You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.

Reminds me of the old “Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?” Would be a heck of a threesome.