PastafARRian

In America the fault for accidents is always assumed to be the poorer person. It’s on them to spend exorbitant legal fees to prove their innocence.

Vim? Oh wow. I’d be looking into a USB Keyboard that types the entire source code of vim into the machine, assuming there isn’t an easier option.

Media Democrats are literally no threat, they’re being summarily cancelled.

Weird he was eating mouthfuls of spaghetti. Pervert.

By the time I retire, social security will be negative. Turn 79.5, you pay them $500/mo.

Oh come on, you think it’s not in the OS itself with no ability to disable it? AdGuard is not going to necessarily help the fundamental issue here.

The exam:

Q. What is the secret password? A. Make America Great Again

Her totally legit and honest list: “Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, AOC, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Mamdani, Pete Buttigeg, Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres…”

Onion article incoming: “John Doe, former CEO of Eternal Love, not found to have any child porn in his possession. Police were astonished to find a squeaky clean hard drive in his office…”

My T R and K buttons are totally worn to a nub. We should vote for a new Unicode emoji, “TRK” so we can type this more easily.

“Ukraine invaded me first” - Musk

“I am hosting a pirate bay instance AI” foolproof.

This is what they admit to, complete surveillance of your private computer. Imagine how long they’ve been doing this without telling us and what else they’re doing right now.

Yea with those kind of dollars we should be kicking out more immigrants who jaywalked.

Dbzer0 mods temp banned me for trolling recently. I was actually taken aback because on Reddit my sarcasm would be pretty mild. Can’t argue with the premise, glad our mods are trying to make Lemmy less toxic and I learned a valuable lesson actually. Just disengage and move on.

Here’s why. The Kansai International Airport filled about 180k cubic km of land for about $15b. Given the shape is about 8m square km, and an average seafloor depth of about 3km, this project would cost about $1500 trillion dollars. That’s slightly under half of the new ICE budget and would not be approved by Congress.

Until they change those policy definitions.

Me: “I slammed the brakes. I was on the way to a peaceful Tesla protest.”

Them: “How dare you press the brakes when cars are destroying the environment, you genocide apologist! You’re wasting your time, if you do not burn down a Tesla dealership you are morally repugnant you fascist supporter.”

It’s the “violent” nature of the protest and name calling that have turned me off from them. Not necessarily the content of their words. But also, like yes I believe in recycling even though we have bigger problems.

How about another fundraising gala? They can use the proceeds to fund another UBI pilot study, just in case it stopped working this year.

The reason for widespread short-sightedness is unknown but the best study I read showed that kids playing indoor sports have significantly worse vision compared to the same outdoor sports.

My theory is because we look up close frequently, our eyes become adjusted to it. As a very near sighted person I can tell you, I see much better very close (a few inches from my eyes) than someone with 20/20, like magnification. Try it. I also used a screen probably 8 hours a day even since early childhood (lol, 90s parents).

We are really well adapted for pre-history and there’s evidence we were happier and healthier back then (murder/rape was common, though). “Sapiens” covers this fantastically in general.