33 and I’ve started calling people. It’s nice to just chat with friends and family

Yes, her songs are just awful. I can’t stand listening to them.

The plant they’re referencing is actually super cool and will bear edible citrus fruit in cold climates :)

Cyclists

I did that in uni, too. Everyone brought their laptops to the lectures while I took notes on paper. Writing by hand makes your brain absorb the information better I think

Yeah, you could hook up a sensor to detect the toaster coming on and basically control electronics with your mind.

Oh, how I wish this was true

That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

Or hemorrhoids