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minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoI was a dollar tree store manager and took different route “Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoPlot twist: “Sir” was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoClose. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agojesus You took his eyes as payment? 😶🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There’s always a catch.
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 days agoTurn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThe Corinthian has entered the chat
I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
“Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”
Plot twist: “Sir” was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅
Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
jesus You took his eyes as payment? 😶🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There’s always a catch.
Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
The Corinthian has entered the chat