• WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.

      Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.

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        23 hours ago

        mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official “Wiz’a’Wiz” store

        Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.

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            21 hours ago

            The darn apprentices keep thinking it’s a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.

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                21 hours ago

                They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don’t listen, and don’t have manners.

                They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and “cleaning up” my perfectly organized piles.