lemmy.nullspace
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Anon has a false alarm

slrpnk.net

message-square
9
link
fedilink
23

Anon has a false alarm

slrpnk.net

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
message-square
9
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Lemmchen@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 months ago

    Still the best that could realistically happen.

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 months ago

      True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.

      An unforgettable unexpected scene.

      The other one, that i didn’t see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an “accident”. The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 months ago

    not the strangest thing that happend on a London bridge

    • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      London bridge is raining brown

  • glimse@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 months ago

    I don’t care if this is fake, the imagery is hilarious

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    We’ve all been there

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.

      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.

        • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 months ago

          I bet they’re still young.

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 337 users / day
  • 2.36K users / week
  • 5.81K users / month
  • 7.89K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 7.12K subscribers
  • 457 Posts
  • 6.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org