Jermaine!?
Yes, it is relevant.
He’s a crab not a conch!
Now do scallop eyes
I like this less.
They are tasty though
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this image makes me deeply uncomfortable
“Be not afraid…”
Wait’ll you see them swim!
Ok i never seen any conch alive, they’re so damn goofy
Kinda reminds me of Parasyte
Thanks I hate it. Nope nope nope.
starts singing about shiny things and being fabulous in a New Zealand accent
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The eyes can have it. I’m going away from that shit.
Conch has seen some shit.
this is genuinely scary
I thought it was adorable! I’m hearing Portal’s turret dialogue with these.
“Hello? …are you still there?”
Saw this myself after a friend caught one and not eating conch again
my conch has eyes too
And teeth?
it smiles
Iirc, for some unknown reason, they’re very similar to human eyes.
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