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Finally, a 3 point plan I can get behind.
This is why Nanny Ogg always has a pile of firewood stacked outside, some of us chop wood while they plot.
Can’t be halvin’ all that. Going out for the night be meself. I ATEN’T DEAD.
See if you can get your hands on a duck. Gotta make sure that it’s the real deal and not a scam.
I don’t have any tea. Is coffee acceptable?
Very much so.
Pot’s on. Plot’s on.
Invide her some food and beverages and ask her if I can be her apprentice.
I wanna cast fireballs on our corrupt authorities.
Can I come?
Of course.
But the way you ask is giving me some vampire vibes.
I’ll be careful.
is it a witch if it doesn’t have their own tea?
we ask because we keep finding tea in our purse and we swear drank this stuff three times already but only bought it once. either our wife is pulling a sneaky (which she likes to do, she’s wonderful) or we’ve been huffing the water heater ass smoke a little too close. i swear i don’t have a magic purse, but hey, free tea!
Maybe you DO have a magic purse and just don’t realize it…
i really hope. i wanna see if i can maybe get a little more tea and then maybe if I can figure out if I can get it to start duplicating my dispo run this afternoon.
Some good cookies with the Thea too. 🥯🍪🍘
Can we have a step in between to pet the familiar? 😶
If you’re not stepping Between to pet the familiars, are you even witching?
I’m terrible at plotting, but I am an incorrigible gossip 😏
Thats like step 0 of all the best plots.
The witch will teach you. They love plotting.
Is that racist to say?
Nope, we’re proud of it. Cultural value.
oh yeah. we’ve got slide rulers, big sheets of graphing paper, theodolites, chains,
Dont worry, they will tell you all manner of BS that they know you will say by mistake… then it will confuse the enemy more!
Remember, highly indiscrete people have a valuable place in espionage.
Instructions unclear. Got myself caught on a burning stake
Everybody has a good time differently i suppose.
For real, though.
How does one go about letting the local witches know there’s tea & cakes, etc. to be had at such a hypothetical anti-Puritan* spell-easy, hmm?
Asking for a friend/posterity/whimsy/cats.
(* et al)
Animal shelters, food co-ops, music events with an occult-and-explicitly-lefty vibe (not that the left politics are necessary to get witches, but if you dont push em hard you get the thule/o9a nazis showing up at anything even vaguely mystical), gaming shops that dont hate women, certain kinds of bar (you’ll know it when you see it)
Hey, those are my kinda places already! Almost like the cosmos was trying to tell me something… 🤘🏼✨
Also, always punch a nazi. For the cosmos. 🤗
Or that people like you like places like you like. Somehow.
King Missile was low-key prophetic.
