Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker’s advances
Tucker was simply fake hitting on Pete to test if Pete was truly gay or not, obviously.
Tucker: Pete wouldn’t let me stuck his dick. Definitely not gay.
Tucker truly is a penetrative journalist.
Balls didn’t touch, thus not gay
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets ‘flustered’.
“This is the way.”
Wait. This isn’t the Onion?
wow, Pete’s turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they’d get rid of the racial minorities first
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.
Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won’t go out with you.
TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like “why do you know all this?”. She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.
Show her a video of a knee replacement surgery.
You man a transition from broken knee to working? Disgusting! A wheelchair is what dog intended, as foretold in the Bible!
Yeah, all surgeries are disgusting. Ironically my aunt has no uterus, it was taken out due to cancer
So according to her logic, it’s the body that makes you a woman. As she hasn’t all the parts that differ men from women, she’s not a woman anymore. Which bathroom does she go to? Doesn’t really matter to be honest. I’m going to sharpen my pitchfork. We ride at sunset.
I wonder if her transphobia stems from fear of being labeled as not a woman. She is a very irrational person
Yes, that could be it. I guess it’s hard to feel comfortable without feeling whole, but making this a problem of other people is just not the right way.
THERE WAS CANDLES AND SMOOTH JAZZ
You’ve been seduced by Commander Riker? Now I want some too 😭
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Tucker’s a little curious.
Typical conservative
Bi-curious.
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“Where is it? How can I have some?”
Is that because Tucker would know?
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
I’m curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There’s oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can’t stick it in the front side.
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.
Ridiculous broadcaster. It matches.
Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.
Chris Tucker didn’t know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.
I’d take Ruby Rod. He’s at least green.
Super green.
There’s a man I would trust every day at 8pm.
After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.
“I’d need like … specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner… You’d have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos.”
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
Haha, I was wondering what he would even ask.
