That car looks like it just disintegrated.
It returned to nature… Some of it as micro plastics.
Bro it did
The Rapture of the Rust.
Some rust, cold AC
This is some ferengi shit.
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
Greed is eternal.
Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money.
Every man has his price.
Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.
And my favorite rule in this context:
A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
Leaves it where? The Mariana Trench?
Sounds like a fair deal? Something I’m not picking up.
The joke is that The Onion is parodying an obituary, where you remember someone’s life and the people close to them. So instead of saying “he leaves behind [family member(s)]”, they turn it into a Craigslist-style ad for his
pickup truckconvertible.Sebring is more of a sedan or cabriolet depending on exact model tbh
I saw the word “pickup” and had a brain fart. Yup, you’re right. I’m 99% sure anyway that their pickup trucks in 2006 would’ve been Dodge RAMs.
Gotta pay for that coffin somehow.
