boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i’m attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)
You go to an intimate gathering, just friends. A guy you’ve never seen before introduces himself. He has everything you’re looking for; just a well-adjusted and wholesome human being. You’re also everything he’s looking for and so you spend your lives together. Everything is so great that you can’t imagine living without him. He dies a decade before you do, leaving you to pick up the pieces.
People have tried to setup a federated alternative to Tinder/etc and other things, but population is still real low and we’re still kind of weird. The sparse demographic info we have is also more than a bit skewed, it’s rough.
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boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i’m attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)
I can only grant you one wish. You’ll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.
boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won’t fill the void
You go to an intimate gathering, just friends. A guy you’ve never seen before introduces himself. He has everything you’re looking for; just a well-adjusted and wholesome human being. You’re also everything he’s looking for and so you spend your lives together. Everything is so great that you can’t imagine living without him. He dies a decade before you do, leaving you to pick up the pieces.
to quote my favourite game
i could try to make peace with that
Does lemmy have a dating community? If not we need one
People have tried to setup a federated alternative to Tinder/etc and other things, but population is still real low and we’re still kind of weird. The sparse demographic info we have is also more than a bit skewed, it’s rough.
that’s the best part of it
On the other hand, the people who are intestered in federated dating are all going to be fairly similar, which would seem to be a good thing.