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Actually can’t tell if this is satire.
(Pls tell me this is photoshop)
It’s real. From the yahoo news article that someone else linked: The defense secretary wrote “Cool story, General” in response to a tweet from retired Lt. Gen. Ben Hodges about Adolf Hitler gathering Nazi generals in 1935 and them being “required to swear a personal oath to the Führer.”
Obviously no good can come of this domestically, but since all the Generals will be there instead of doing their jobs, it would also be a window of opportunity for China to invade Taiwan.
Yeah, that’s not how war works.
Yeah. Unless of course it’s not the 18th century and it no longer matters where a General is physically located.
It always matters, especially with the increasing importance of Electromagnetic warfare capabilities.
You know US personnel isn’t stationed on Taiwan (but pacific bases hours away like Okinawa) and there is such a thing as chain of command.
Since Japan is widely expected to enter into such a conflict, there’s strong speculation that any attack on Taiwan would be preceded by a first strike against Japan and US forces there.
Highly unlikely. Neither the US or Japan are guaranteed to act in Taiwan’s favour. Especially in a borderline situation. If the CCP has strategy (and it usually does), it will push limits and borderline situations.
Maybe tRump got TikTok in exchange for this?
And that would also be bad?
Generals gathered in their masses 🎶
- St. Ozz
That is 100% in character for MAGA: at the same time they screech “dOn’T cAlL uS nAzIs” while also saying “Hitler did many good things”
“I voted for Mr. Hitler because he’d be good for the economy. I didn’t go in for all that Jew-killing stuff. You can’t blame that on me.” - German citizen, 1946
The only good thing Hitler did was kill Hitler.
True, but counterpoint: he also killed the guy who killed Hitler
What an evil bastard! Ok, so who killed the guy who killed Hitler?
You’re not going to believe this…
“You just people called everyone a Nazi” while lining up the concentration camps
1200 missing from “Alligator Auschwitz.” We are at death camp stage.
“Look what you made me do!”
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So if you’re one of those generals, do you recite the new oath or do you allow them to purge everyone loyal to the Constitution?
If you’re one of those generals, you have an oath to the Constitution so you protect the Constitution with the same dedication as if you were on a battlefield. Soldiers don’t change team midway. Even amateur athletes don’t do that.
If you rise to the rank of general, you’re more politician than soldier though, and politicians change teams all the time
Not that kind of politics, though. Any General has had to navigate an elaborate military political labyrinth of rules, regulations, and the erratic and unpredictable vagaries of higher command. That’s far different from dealing with the politics of elections, votes, campaign financing, public opinions, etc., that an elected politician has to deal with.
Generals are people who have fully bought into the concept of protecting America from its enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC. They also have a military education equivalent to a doctorate in any other career. They are fully aware of what their rights and responsibilities are, should they be involuntarily confined to a room, and ordered to dismiss their original oath to their COUNTRY, and take a new on to the Führer.
They will recognize this for what it is, and it will be a watershed moment for this administration. What if all the Generals simply refuse? What will Trump and Hegseth do? Fire them all? Imprison them? Remove them from positions of responsibility? Who will replace them? What if the next several levels of command also refuse? Who will operate the military?
Whatever MAGA does to respond to a Rebellion of Generals will weaken America in the eyes of our enemies.
Itd be nice if they faked the bad oath to secretly protect the constitution.
They cross their fingers while saying it and it’s legally non-binding
If it ever came down to it, I would seriously float that to a judge.
“Yes, your honor, I took that abominable pledge, because I wanted to stay in my position, and fight from within, so I crossed my fingers, and I MEANT IT! I never renounced my original pledge, and I never properly took the new one.”
This is actually a tactic listed in the official CIA “Simple Sabotage” handbook. Basically, if you can’t overtly sabotage things by blowing them up while maintaining your cover, work to sabotage things from inside instead.
Get a job in middle management, and do everything in your power to live up to the term “middle manglement”. Do your job as poorly as possible while still maintaining plausible deniability. Make it difficult for people around you to do their jobs. Give other managers bad info. Sow division via gossip. Divert employees towards busy work so they can’t focus on important tasks. Waste budgets. Ensure deadlines get missed, while demanding unreasonable deadlines for other teams. Et cetera…
And I can guarantee that generals will be well aware of this fact. Plenty of them got into their spots by being war dogs, but they won’t be stupid.
Years ago, I read an article by a Democrat who got a job working for a local Republican campaign office, just so he could be incompetent at it.
While he was sabotaging things, he caught the flu. He came to work anyway, and smeared his flu-ridden saliva on doorknobs, computer keyboards and mouses, etc. Within a week, most of the office was sick, in the middle of a big campaign.
You just described every middle manager ever.
What if all middle managers are just plants from competing companies?
In every company I’ve worked for that had middle managers, they spent 80% of their time trying to justify their position with self-assigned busy work to try to look useful for the company.
Just thinking out loud here.
Faking it also give them power. If all the generals go in an give an oath to the furher, they don’t all have to mean it for it to have far reaching effects.
But if you’re not going to take the oath, I feel like you have to have a real plan for resistance beyond just get escorted… out.
It doesn’t help that our government was founded with a core principle of the military being subservient to a civilian command.
These are smart people entrusted with the most powerful military in history. If anyone can find a strategy to prevent the Fourth Reich, it’s them.
I feel like that’s probably the logic of a lot of Nazi generals who just you know continued to be Nazi generals. As in just self justification.
👀🤞
Last year I heard a talk by retired Admiral Stravidis, who among other things was supreme commander of NATO for a few years. He pointed out that by the time somebody makes the rank of General or Admiral they will have sworn that oath a bunch of times. They renew that oath each time they are promoted etc. They also would have administered that oath to countless other soldiers & sailors over the years.
Fire all the generals and admirals, and guess what? They are replaced by junior officers who have repeated the oath to the US Constitution almost as many times. There’s always the chance that some may decide to bend the knee to Trump, but there are significantly more that likely won’t.
Here’s how this goes: they take any other oath instead of the one they already took, TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION FROM ENEMIES DOMESTIC, we kill them.
It’s that simple. This clownfuck administration has been fucking around for nine months. How bad do they want to find out.
Cool story bro.
So is this in response to the largest “secret” general meeting in US history that took place a few days ago?
You are misinformed. The meeting was announced a few days ago and is scheduled for next week.
Ok, cool. So I didn’t miss it.
Tuesday, specifically.
At Quantico. I’ll let them know General Pinheadednightmare will be there.
Goodness, this is fake right? Please?
This is happening. There is NO waiting it out and shit changes. MAGA destroyed the United States of America. You get that, right?
You may go to work tomorrow but it won’t be under a democratic republic.
Tomorrow is Sunday
You say that like no one works on Sunday.
Tomorrow is Monday, but then I live in New Zealand.
Yeah sure. Everybody knows that place is made up.
No it’s not, it just crashed out of the sky after that whole thing with the Mammon Machine.
How tf did you manage to link New Zeland with Chrono Trigger
Kingdom of Zeal, New Zealand? I didn’t think it was such a tremendous leap.
Millions of people work in the service industries each and every Sunday.
Sorry about your sense of humor
LOL! Nah. Everyone will vote against the Republicans in 2026 and everything will go back to normal, don’t you know.
Perpetually online motherfuckers moving around through inertia alone with no capacity for anything that remotely feels like confrontation.
We’re doomed to this.
I don’t think it’s just the perpetually online. I think Americans in general still think they will be able to actually vote in the mid terms
That too. There aren’t going to be any midterms. Any elections we do have will be in the style of the Putin regime.
Do any of you actually build networks and post content or just show up on Elm St and hope your message spreads through thoughts and prayers. I bet must of you don’t even have accounts on most social media
I bet must of you don’t even have accounts on most social media
No, we decided not to hand over all our data and that of our friends to the fascist machine grinding down the world’s democracies. But it sounds fun.
Right, so how do you expect to coordinate or spread information in any meaningful way?
Without the interference of fascists and the selling out of all my contacts and private information.
If that’s too high a bar, then I guess I won’t be spreading information meaningfully.
An election in 2026…
Sure
Well, I won’t work tomorrow. But on Monday it will be under a parliamentary democracy and a constitutional monarchy.
Nope
No fucking way. No fucking way.
No one will convince me this is real.
this is real.
this is really happening.With all due respect, that’s almost as annoying as the fact that it’s actually happening.
Another source could help:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hegseth-self-centered-reason-calling-221749640.html?
That sounds like a planned leak to find a leader or to throw off people who might be inclined to protest.
Crazy, innit.