Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.
I often say “via con huevos”
(Inspired by the movie “Nobody’s Fool”)
Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.
You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It’s actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.
adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh
and masturbatory
I thought adding semen was masturbatory
Use fertilized eggs
So… Balut?
We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…
Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)
Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.
I’d go with “OK” as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn’t sating hunger.
Wait, I mean, not that kind…
So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?
Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.
Other way around
adding masturbation is sementory?
semenary
Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!
Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?
I’m more of a ‘Over medium egg on my Burger’ kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.
midwittery
Now that is a new one.
Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.
Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?
Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?
I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.
Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism
Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source
too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended
