No sympathy for landlords.

Correlation does not equal causation

sharpens eyeball knife thoughtfully

Meth

What’s it working on? I dunno but it’s gonna be lit by the sound of it.

Just send back a picture of his mum

Welder: normal electricity goes in, furious electricity comes out. There must be something truly annoying inside that box.

I secretly broke it real bad so we could spend the day together! :3

Can I have your computer if you die?

It’s easier too. You don’t gotta constantly be vigilant for the next way the woke industrial complex is trying to indoctrinate you. Because they won.

They go me already. We’re doing unisex bathrooms? Ok then. Eighty new variants of pride flag just dropped yesterday? Well there’s a lot of new colour combos I’ll forget in 30 seconds but alright. Pronouns can be wholly silent, like the P in Pterodactyl? I cannot comprehend how that works but sure it literally will never affect me in a negative way.

All life is eradicated. Nothing more peaceful than a cold lifeless rock sailing through space

Psychologist: “Elon you should make some friends.”

Elon:

When you use the computer, first think you do is put your hands on the keyboard, specifically, you touch the D. This extracts all the heterosexuality from your body. If you’re lucky, this effect is only temporary.

When your SO is walking around the house in an immodest state of dress

Yes hello John Windows my microwave account name is Oobe\bypassnro

I’m doing my part!

Sleepy milk

CGPT literally never gives up. You can give it an impossible problem to solve, and tell it you need to solve it, and it will never, ever stop trying. This is very dangerous for people who need to be told when to stop, or need to be disengaged with. CGPT will never disengage.

Needed ChatGPT’s help to reply here.

Middle breast: Quite remarkable